mom and dad

when a couple is so cute they resemble your mom and dad 💪🏼 GOALSS

"OMG Jack and Madison are so cute! They are my mom and dad!"

Mom and Dad

The last people you want to see having sex together

"Mom and dad are such assholes, they won't even let me have a sleepover at Chris's house

my mom and dad

when you are about to rat on your parents for something they dont want other people to hear.

my mom and dad called you round eye.

Sex with mom and dad

The most uncomfortable,yet entertaining sex education show on MTV

This week, on Sex with mom and dad

Girl: I love sex
Mom: Sex is bad
Doctor: How do you feel about that?

mom and dad's bank

place where your mom and dad go to FUCK when they tell you that they are going to cash the paycheck

Dad:we'll go to mom and dad's bank ok son!!!
Kid:ok
Dad:(whispering to mom)you got the condoms ready??
Mom:hell yeah!!!

Mom and Dad Maybe

Basically means no, or unlikely to happen.

A mom and dad maybe (aka parental maybe) can be used by anyone for any reason, but is most often used by parents as an answer to a child's question.

EX Mom and Dad Maybe:

Child: Hey, Mom, I don't have any homework, can I spend the night at Jimmy's house?

Mom: Maybe, but it's a school night.

your moms your dad

Phrase meant to rescue from any awkward situation and when repeated enough, makes people who take themself too seriously very angry. Most often used as an iron-clad comeback or avoidance of situation.

Bill: "Well, Obama's economic policy is complete crap, he's a communist."

Bob: "your moms your dad."

Bill: "Ahh...?"

俚语	mom and dad
释义	mom and dad when a couple is so cute they resemble your mom and dad 💪🏼 GOALSS "OMG Jack and Madison are so cute! They are my mom and dad!" Mom and Dad The last people you want to see having sex together "Mom and dad are such assholes, they won't even let me have a sleepover at Chris's house my mom and dad when you are about to rat on your parents for something they dont want other people to hear. my mom and dad called you round eye. Sex with mom and dad The most uncomfortable,yet entertaining sex education show on MTV This week, on Sex with mom and dad Girl: I love sex Mom: Sex is bad Doctor: How do you feel about that? mom and dad's bank place where your mom and dad go to FUCK when they tell you that they are going to cash the paycheck Dad:we'll go to mom and dad's bank ok son!!! Kid:ok Dad:(whispering to mom)you got the condoms ready?? Mom:hell yeah!!! Mom and Dad Maybe Basically means no, or unlikely to happen. A mom and dad maybe (aka parental maybe) can be used by anyone for any reason, but is most often used by parents as an answer to a child's question. EX Mom and Dad Maybe: Child: Hey, Mom, I don't have any homework, can I spend the night at Jimmy's house? Mom: Maybe, but it's a school night. your moms your dad Phrase meant to rescue from any awkward situation and when repeated enough, makes people who take themself too seriously very angry. Most often used as an iron-clad comeback or avoidance of situation. Bill: "Well, Obama's economic policy is complete crap, he's a communist." Bob: "your moms your dad." Bill: "Ahh...?"
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