Mom Bag
A friend that has a bag or purse filled with everything you might need. Somehow able to fit all of that stuff into their bag and carry it with them everywhere. Need a pencil, they got you. Snacks or juice, gotchu fam. Condom? Say no more.
"Why is your backpack so huge?"
"It's my mom bag."
"Oh, in that case can I get a juice pouch?"
"I gotchu fam."
"It's my mom bag."
"Oh, in that case can I get a juice pouch?"
"I gotchu fam."
mom bags
Saggy mom boobs.
-Dude, Emily is lookin' pretty fine tonight
-Nah man shes totally got mom bags.
-Nah man shes totally got mom bags.