Mom call

When your mom calls you from the opposite side of the house to do a task that she could've done herself.

Dude I had a mom call yesterday, she just wanted me to hand her the remote when it was at her feet.

your mom called

A variation of the "Mother Insult" type of joke/taunt. My friends and I use this as playful banter.

Person A: Hey, your mom called.
Person B: Yeah?
Person A: Yeah, she wants to know if she can borrow some batteries for her vibrator. (Or something equally disturbing)

your mom called

originally derived from "your mom" but suffixing the "called" after a brief pause to add comedy and confussion to the recipiant

person a: dude, you're dumb
person b: oh yeah... well... your mom!... called.
person a: (confused) seriously?

Call Mom

When someones voice command menu on their phone says "Please say a command," at a non mother friendly moment everyone yells "Call Mom" in hopes that the phone will call the cell owner's mother.

Person 1: Stop hogging that joint.

Person 2's phone: Please say a command.
Person 1+3+4+5: CALL MOM!
Person 2: shit shit shit shit
*scrambles to hang-up phone*

Calling Mom

An alibi for jacking off without being interrupted by a nosy roommate. Often serves as a replacement to fixing a broken lock or crooked bedroom door.

"No, I don't think Drew can come to the pool with us. He's calling mom and you know how chatty they get. We better just leave him alone in his room for the next few hours."

your mom called she said your butt smells

it is a way to trick your friends...

Friend: hey did someone call for me?
You: yeah your mom called she said your butt smells!!

Mom call

When you lose every chance at getting laid because your mom calls with enough guilt and religious talk to kill your boner for a month.

i was texting sandra about getting busy then i got the mom call to end all mom calls.

俚语	mom call
释义	Mom call When your mom calls you from the opposite side of the house to do a task that she could've done herself. Dude I had a mom call yesterday, she just wanted me to hand her the remote when it was at her feet. your mom called A variation of the "Mother Insult" type of joke/taunt. My friends and I use this as playful banter. Person A: Hey, your mom called. Person B: Yeah? Person A: Yeah, she wants to know if she can borrow some batteries for her vibrator. (Or something equally disturbing) your mom called originally derived from "your mom" but suffixing the "called" after a brief pause to add comedy and confussion to the recipiant person a: dude, you're dumb person b: oh yeah... well... your mom!... called. person a: (confused) seriously? Call Mom When someones voice command menu on their phone says "Please say a command," at a non mother friendly moment everyone yells "Call Mom" in hopes that the phone will call the cell owner's mother. Person 1: Stop hogging that joint. Person 2's phone: Please say a command. Person 1+3+4+5: CALL MOM! Person 2: shit shit shit shit scrambles to hang-up phone Calling Mom An alibi for jacking off without being interrupted by a nosy roommate. Often serves as a replacement to fixing a broken lock or crooked bedroom door. "No, I don't think Drew can come to the pool with us. He's calling mom and you know how chatty they get. We better just leave him alone in his room for the next few hours." your mom called she said your butt smells it is a way to trick your friends... Friend: hey did someone call for me? You: yeah your mom called she said your butt smells!! Mom call When you lose every chance at getting laid because your mom calls with enough guilt and religious talk to kill your boner for a month. i was texting sandra about getting busy then i got the mom call to end all mom calls.
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