Momma Drama
Noun
The stress and anxiety caused by one’s mother when she tries to manipulate others to get her way. Usually associated with mothers who are controlling.
The stress and anxiety caused by one’s mother when she tries to manipulate others to get her way. Usually associated with mothers who are controlling.
SB – My mom is trying to make me feel guilty about not coming to see her!
FT – Sounds like you are dealing with Momma Drama!
FT – Sounds like you are dealing with Momma Drama!
momma drama
when you or someone you know can't do something because of your mother stopping you. she's all up in your face and you just don't want to deal with it so you take it.
-argument between a child and his mother
-argument between a child and his mother
Mark: hey man so what's going on tonight?
Dom: sorry man can't come out tonight, i got some momma drama to deal with.
Mark: For serious? yo i had some crazy momma drama last week she was all up in my face and i was like whaaaaat?
Dom: ...i need some new friends
Dom: sorry man can't come out tonight, i got some momma drama to deal with.
Mark: For serious? yo i had some crazy momma drama last week she was all up in my face and i was like whaaaaat?
Dom: ...i need some new friends
baby momma drama
A situation that happens in a single mothers life when she realizes:
1.) That she was looking for the wrong things in a man to begin with.
2.) The same game he used to knock her up with he's using on someone else who is just as fine or finer than you.
3.) Lack of child support plus one screaming child equals one pissed-off mom.
4.) That a nice car, long-hard dick and money does not make the perfect man.
5.) That she should sew up her vagina and hope "Mr. Right" is a single parent like she is.
6.) She can't party and change daipers at the same time.
See child support
1.) That she was looking for the wrong things in a man to begin with.
2.) The same game he used to knock her up with he's using on someone else who is just as fine or finer than you.
3.) Lack of child support plus one screaming child equals one pissed-off mom.
4.) That a nice car, long-hard dick and money does not make the perfect man.
5.) That she should sew up her vagina and hope "Mr. Right" is a single parent like she is.
6.) She can't party and change daipers at the same time.
See child support
Rachel thought Tyrone was the greatest man in the world! He was nice, he had and elephant-like penis, and he spent money on her constantly. After the baby dropped, and she couldn't lose the weight, the c-section scars or stretch marks. And Tyrone lost interest and decided to set up shop in new territory.
This lack of affection mixed with a screaming child caused Rachel to hate Tyrone with a pashion, causing serious baby momma drama.
This lack of affection mixed with a screaming child caused Rachel to hate Tyrone with a pashion, causing serious baby momma drama.
baby momma drama
1.Ruined birthday parties because your baby's momma and new girlfriend can't get along.
2.Never being able to do anything right.
3.Never ending arguing and fighting.
4.Drama
2.Never being able to do anything right.
3.Never ending arguing and fighting.
4.Drama
The ongoing baby momma drama at the party ruined it for the adults but the kids didn't seem to even notice.
baby momma drama
is...the constant phone calls to baby's father from baby's momma and child(ren) for any and all trivial needs:wants at any and all times of the day...and the baby's father goes running or gives up the credit card.
Momma calls or makes child call for money to provide for kids BS needs(?)- and she also needs money for all five of her other kids but only one of them is his and he drives to the ends of the earth to give it to her as many times as she can call in one day.
baby momma drama
The actions of the girl you got pregnant while you were drunk...usually brought on by her jealousy of another ho in your life.
This baby momma drama is killin' my game!
Drama Momma
A term to describe someones mother, usually your friends or significant others mom.
The reason they are called drama mommas is because they wont let their kids out of their sight, or wont let them be an individual person, or is bat shit crazy, or they stress their kids and friends so much that they must be called a drama momma.
Usually Drama Momma's are related to Momma's boys. It happens.
Drama Mommas are crazy and will not stop being dramatic as long as they live. Therefore, if your significant other, or friends, have a drama momma, stay away.
The reason they are called drama mommas is because they wont let their kids out of their sight, or wont let them be an individual person, or is bat shit crazy, or they stress their kids and friends so much that they must be called a drama momma.
Usually Drama Momma's are related to Momma's boys. It happens.
Drama Mommas are crazy and will not stop being dramatic as long as they live. Therefore, if your significant other, or friends, have a drama momma, stay away.
Why are all the guys' moms I date Drama mommas?
Here comes Drama Momma, watch out shes bat shit crazy.
Here comes Drama Momma, watch out shes bat shit crazy.