Momming
That thing your mom does when she's driving, you're in the passenger seat, and she comes to a hard stop, so she puts her hand out to stop you from moving forward.
Can also be done outside of a car, if one intends to stop another person from moving forward for whatever reason.
Can also be done outside of a car, if one intends to stop another person from moving forward for whatever reason.
Bro, why'd you mom me?
You were about to walk in front of that car, bro.
Oh. Thanks for momming me, bro.
You were about to walk in front of that car, bro.
Oh. Thanks for momming me, bro.
Momming
1. The act of being a mother and the flair and style that you parent your child with.
2. Or doing something that your mother would do.
3. Or treating someone like they are your child. (Mothering them)
2. Or doing something that your mother would do.
3. Or treating someone like they are your child. (Mothering them)
Oh my god Becky! Did you see that little baby girl with the "I <3 Equal Pay" onesie, sitting next to her brother in the Frida Kahlo onesie? I don't know where their mom shops, but that is "Momming" with style!
Momming
When someone tries to tell you how to behave assuming the responsibilities of your Mom
When reaching for my 13th beer my girlfriend said "Do you really think you need another one?" I respond with, "I sure do, quit Momming me."
Momming
A slang term used for when you do something of a particularly hype manner.
“I’m literally momming on these kids.”
“We’re going momming in town today.”
“We’re going momming in town today.”
Momming
When a mom does what a mom does as good as other moms do what moms are meant to do
Yo bro she better be good at momming or my kid is fucked bro
Your mom’s mom’s mom’s mom
A godly level roast that will leave the person dead.
Jimmy: I was eating your mom!
Bob: Well I was eating your mom’s mom!
Jimmy: Well I ate your mom, your mom’s mom, and your mom’s mom’s mom!
Bob: Your mom’s mom’s mom’s mom.
Jimmy: *freaking disintegrates*
Bob: Well I was eating your mom’s mom!
Jimmy: Well I ate your mom, your mom’s mom, and your mom’s mom’s mom!
Bob: Your mom’s mom’s mom’s mom.
Jimmy: *freaking disintegrates*
Mom
Someone who can make your missing things appear
Me: Mom! Where’s my phone?
Mom: I don’t know, have you checked the kitchen table?
Me: Of course I did!
*mom walks into the kitchen and comes out with a phone*
Mom: Then what’s this?
Mom: I don’t know, have you checked the kitchen table?
Me: Of course I did!
*mom walks into the kitchen and comes out with a phone*
Mom: Then what’s this?