mommy jacking
When a mother interferes with any conversation or activity to boast about herself as a mother, or of her children
Don't invite Karen, she is mommy jacking every conversation at girls' night. Nobody cares if little unvaccinated Julie can count to ten in Mandarin backwards while juggling non-GMO, free-range, organic fruits
Mommy Jacked
When someone posts an update on Facebook and people reply about their children and really nothing to do with what the status was about.
Happy Veteran's Day!
Reply- Oh, yes it's my babies 6 months of being born today, so thankful. Happy Veterans day to you to.
(You're post just got Mommy jacked)
Reply- Oh, yes it's my babies 6 months of being born today, so thankful. Happy Veterans day to you to.
(You're post just got Mommy jacked)
Mommy Jacked
When a mother can't help but throw her being a mother into a conversation, regardless of relevance. Usually done by mommy martyrs to gain sympathy or attention of some kind.
Stacey: I want to buy a green car.
Anne: My kid popped green before!
Stacey: Wow, mommy jacked much?
Anne: My kid popped green before!
Stacey: Wow, mommy jacked much?
Mommy/Daddy Jacking
When an annoying person, with equally annoying children, decide to insert their children into a conversation where it was otherwise un-warrented.
Steve: "I just got my degree!"
Annoying person: " well I don't have time for a degree, between projectile vomit coming from 8 kids and me being a parent I barely have time for myself."
Steve: "nice Mommy/Daddy Jacking, asshole. Nobody cares."
Annoying person: " well I don't have time for a degree, between projectile vomit coming from 8 kids and me being a parent I barely have time for myself."
Steve: "nice Mommy/Daddy Jacking, asshole. Nobody cares."