Mommy Wuffles
Commonly associated with Wuffles, Ishbu, Fifi and briefly with shmoopie, is capable of brief memorable phrases such as 'I brought you your chips, and Im about to break those motherfuckers out' and 'sprry about my bum all up in your grill'. While the color of this creature varies greatly, spends alot of time in isolation, so is hard to see. Also spends alot of time in public places, hdidng and avoiding being seen.
Mommy Wuffles would so make me soup if I was too drunk to do it.