momnipotence
an awareness of the fact that sometimes your mom knows more than she lets on.
"How did your mom know about the party you had while she was away? We cleaned up the house!" "I don't know - must be momnipotence"
Momnipotent
Adj.
When your mom acts like she knows everything
When your mom acts like she knows everything
mom: "dont think i dont know what u and your friends do"
me: "you dont know me, quit acting so Momnipotent"
me: "you dont know me, quit acting so Momnipotent"