Mompliment
When your mother feels so bad for your pitiful self that she feels the need to tell you ridiculously untrue things about yourself.
Of course your mom told you you're the handsomest little prepfag at your private school, it was just a mompliment.
Mompliment
A compliment from your own or someone else's mother.
1: I got TWO mompliments today- my mom said she liked my shirt, and your mom said I smelled good!
2: Wow, you sent your mother on an all-expenses paid vacation to Hawaii? You must've been swimming in mompliments!
3. (from a mom) "Allow me to give you a mompliment on your fine manners!"
Also:
Momplimented (having received a mompliment)
Moplimentor (One who gives mompliments) aka a mom
Momplimentee (One who receives mompliments)
2: Wow, you sent your mother on an all-expenses paid vacation to Hawaii? You must've been swimming in mompliments!
3. (from a mom) "Allow me to give you a mompliment on your fine manners!"
Also:
Momplimented (having received a mompliment)
Moplimentor (One who gives mompliments) aka a mom
Momplimentee (One who receives mompliments)
Mompliment
When your mom Hass to say something nice about you, because you are their child, even if you were the ugliest person on the planet… They would still say that you are beautiful.
Kid: I’m so ugly
Mom: Sweetie, you are the most beautiful girl in the entire world.
Kid: You just have to say that because you’re my mom, that’s the most common m mompliment out there.
...... OK if I’m the most Beautiful girl in the entire world, why the hell am I not a TOP MODEL?!?!
Mom: Sweetie, you are the most beautiful girl in the entire world.
Kid: You just have to say that because you’re my mom, that’s the most common m mompliment out there.
...... OK if I’m the most Beautiful girl in the entire world, why the hell am I not a TOP MODEL?!?!
Mompliment
When one receives a compliment from another mom/parent/insert pronoun.
Also, could be SHADE.
Also, could be SHADE.
"Hey, girl! Haven't seen you since last school year and here you are lookin' GOOD."
"Thank you for that Mompliment! I had Personal Shopper set me right!"
"Hi, brotha. I am SO HAPPY to see you this school year. I thought you moved to a more economical area!"
"Oh, thank you for the Mompliment. I see you've got the same style from last school year!"
"Thank you for that Mompliment! I had Personal Shopper set me right!"
"Hi, brotha. I am SO HAPPY to see you this school year. I thought you moved to a more economical area!"
"Oh, thank you for the Mompliment. I see you've got the same style from last school year!"
mompliment
An offshoot of the popular phrasing/joke "Your Mom" in which the mother is actually complimented rather than insulted. Often includes intricate run-on phrasing/sentences.
Example 1:
Guy 1: I really disliked our tour guide in NYC
Guy 2: Your mom could be a tour guide because I'm sure she has a wealth of knowledge to share with the world to make it a better place.
Guy 1: Thanks for the mompliment!
Example Two:
Girl 1: Wow, I'm feeling burnt out.
Girl 2: Your mom feels burnt out from shining so brightly for all the world to see and enjoy. She is a hopeful ray of light that we could only aspire to be half as luminous as her.
Girl 1: What a wonderful your mompliment!
Example 3:
Girlfriend: That baby looks funny
Boyfriend: Your mom looks funny especially when she's doing an incredible job at comedy where I basically pee my pants and she's so nice that she offers to buy me new slacks because she is the most generous and giving woman I have the ABSOLUTE pleasure to know... except for you baby
Girlfriend: You almost got yourself in the dog house for that slightly awkward and creepy mompliment. But thanks for the mompliment!
Guy 1: I really disliked our tour guide in NYC
Guy 2: Your mom could be a tour guide because I'm sure she has a wealth of knowledge to share with the world to make it a better place.
Guy 1: Thanks for the mompliment!
Example Two:
Girl 1: Wow, I'm feeling burnt out.
Girl 2: Your mom feels burnt out from shining so brightly for all the world to see and enjoy. She is a hopeful ray of light that we could only aspire to be half as luminous as her.
Girl 1: What a wonderful your mompliment!
Example 3:
Girlfriend: That baby looks funny
Boyfriend: Your mom looks funny especially when she's doing an incredible job at comedy where I basically pee my pants and she's so nice that she offers to buy me new slacks because she is the most generous and giving woman I have the ABSOLUTE pleasure to know... except for you baby
Girlfriend: You almost got yourself in the dog house for that slightly awkward and creepy mompliment. But thanks for the mompliment!
mompliment
When a perfect stranger offers a compliment on your MAD parenting skills.
You brought play-doh for the kids to use while waiting for their kids meal at a restaurant? THAT'S GENIUS! Other people bring iPads that get broken or drowned in chocolate milk!
Wow... thanks for the mompliment!
Wow... thanks for the mompliment!
mompliment
When your mom, someone else's mom, or a mom-type says something strange to you that is on some level flattering and is said with the intention of being so.
Person #1: best compliment of the day was between yours and my mom telling me that I smell good, like Eggo waffle perfume?
Person #2: that's such a lovely mompliment!
Person #2: that's such a lovely mompliment!