mom water
Spiked seltzer, such as White Claw.
The yang to the yin that is dad water (beer).
The yang to the yin that is dad water (beer).
Who took all the mom waters? I'm keto.
I broke your mom's water
When you start to penetrate a pregnant woman so deep, it goes up the babies ass.
Man 1: Dude, I broke your mom's water last night.
Man 2: When we get home, let me beat your ass.
Man 2: When we get home, let me beat your ass.
MOM BRING ME WATER
A phrase used when you want some liquid in your belly but are to lazy to get you fat arse out of bed.
You:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Her:YEAH?
You:MOM BRING ME WATER
Her:GET IT YOURSELF
You:NO U BITCH
Her:YEAH?
You:MOM BRING ME WATER
Her:GET IT YOURSELF
You:NO U BITCH
Mom Water
A non-carbonated line of hard "seltzers" with a variety of flavors with names like, 'Karen' and 'Julie'.
1. "hey Julie, are those Mom Water's any good?"
"Oh my God Becky, this shit tastes so bad, I mean who understands this hard seltzer trend, it's like every beverage company has to have one, this really sucks, it's just so ... flat."
2. "Hey bro, try one of these Mom Waters."
"Fuck that bro, it sounds like something from MILF squirting porn."
"Oh my God Becky, this shit tastes so bad, I mean who understands this hard seltzer trend, it's like every beverage company has to have one, this really sucks, it's just so ... flat."
2. "Hey bro, try one of these Mom Waters."
"Fuck that bro, it sounds like something from MILF squirting porn."