mom, where's my golf club?
A code for young children who don't play golf to get rid of their mothers for 15 minutes or more. This way of diversion became popular in May of 2017, and is a quick trick to get rid of your mom!
Mom: "It's time to go to your father's funeral, sweetie!"
Kool kid: "Mom, where's my golf club?"
Kool kid: "Mom, where's my golf club?"