mom'zoning
Kind of like friend zoning, but instead of calling them your friend.. You're calling them mom.
Significant boy: "Alright, mom!"
Significant girl: "OMG did you just mom zone me?! We're OVER."
Significant boy: "That's right. That's mom'zoning."
Significant girl: "OMG did you just mom zone me?! We're OVER."
Significant boy: "That's right. That's mom'zoning."