Monat

Monat is an MLM company founded by Ray Urdaneta. It generally sells overpriced shampoo products meant to make your hair grow, but, in fact, causes irreparable hair loss and chemical burns . The hunbots are incredibly pushy and, despite their wish to make an extra 500 bucks a month, only get paid between 22$ and 1,188$ yearly.

Hunbot: Hey girl! I know we haven't talked in about 10 years but I hope you're doing well! I just wanted to ask you a question: do you want a business opportunity over at Monat? It's a great company that sells miraculous shampoos that make your hair grow like crazy!
Woman with above 80 IQ: Fuck off, I don't want your MLM bullshit. *snatches wig*
Hunbot: *wig in orbit* AHHH! MY PRECIOUS HAIR!

Monate mpolaye

Direct translation: "Goodness kill me"
When the night it too crazy and you have to ask 'what the ciroc has done to the child' because shit got wild.

Thomas: "Bruh I just lost my iPhone 5 in this girl's ass crack while we did body shots and her ass cheeks dialed the peramedics asking for directions to Disneyland. "
Jacob: "Monate mpolaye. "

Monate

#Nice

#Lekker

#Mnandi

#Hao de

#SukiriJam

-Goo mo go monate

-Monate Mpolaye

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释义	Monat Monat is an MLM company founded by Ray Urdaneta. It generally sells overpriced shampoo products meant to make your hair grow, but, in fact, causes irreparable hair loss and chemical burns . The hunbots are incredibly pushy and, despite their wish to make an extra 500 bucks a month, only get paid between 22$ and 1,188$ yearly. Hunbot: Hey girl! I know we haven't talked in about 10 years but I hope you're doing well! I just wanted to ask you a question: do you want a business opportunity over at Monat? It's a great company that sells miraculous shampoos that make your hair grow like crazy! Woman with above 80 IQ: Fuck off, I don't want your MLM bullshit. snatches wig Hunbot: wig in orbit AHHH! MY PRECIOUS HAIR! Monate mpolaye Direct translation: "Goodness kill me" When the night it too crazy and you have to ask 'what the ciroc has done to the child' because shit got wild. Thomas: "Bruh I just lost my iPhone 5 in this girl's ass crack while we did body shots and her ass cheeks dialed the peramedics asking for directions to Disneyland. " Jacob: "Monate mpolaye. " Monate #Nice #Lekker #Mnandi #Hao de #SukiriJam -Goo mo go monate -Monate Mpolaye
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