super bowl monday syndrome

Headache and diarrhea, coupled with feelings of elation or regret.

Why isn't Troy at his desk?

He's in the shitter with Super Bowl Monday Syndrome.

Monday morning syndrome

Monday morning syndrome, also referred to as MMS, is a severe medical condition in which one has bad events occurring one after another. It is suspected that the root cause of MMS is the first day of the week (Monday). There are speculations on how to cure one's MMS, however nothing is medically proven to be 100% effective. The first home remedy is to sleep though this day and bypass the root cause entirely; however is not recommended to those with full-time jobs. Few have gotten medical excuses from work for this, others simply extend their weekend and make Monday the new Sunday; thus creating a new problem on Tuesday.

Symptoms | Head aches, Sleeping through alarms, drowsiness, being late for work, bad traffic, clumsiness, short-tempered... etc.

Solution | Please consult a physician before trying any natural cures.

Employee: excuse me, Mrs. Power.
Boss: Yes bob ?
Employee: I cannot come into work this Monday, the doctor says I have a bad case of MMS, and I should take the week off.
Boss: MMS?
Employee: yeah, she says Monday morning syndrome is a very serious condition.
Boss: oh okay, you had better take the summer off

monday syndrome

Because job or school, hating or scaring Monday and when get closer to Monday, be depressed. Usually consist on Sunday.

I'm in the monday syndrome, don't interfere me.

俚语	monday syndrome
释义	super bowl monday syndrome Headache and diarrhea, coupled with feelings of elation or regret. Why isn't Troy at his desk? He's in the shitter with Super Bowl Monday Syndrome. Monday morning syndrome Monday morning syndrome, also referred to as MMS, is a severe medical condition in which one has bad events occurring one after another. It is suspected that the root cause of MMS is the first day of the week (Monday). There are speculations on how to cure one's MMS, however nothing is medically proven to be 100% effective. The first home remedy is to sleep though this day and bypass the root cause entirely; however is not recommended to those with full-time jobs. Few have gotten medical excuses from work for this, others simply extend their weekend and make Monday the new Sunday; thus creating a new problem on Tuesday. Symptoms \| Head aches, Sleeping through alarms, drowsiness, being late for work, bad traffic, clumsiness, short-tempered... etc. Solution \| Please consult a physician before trying any natural cures. Employee: excuse me, Mrs. Power. Boss: Yes bob ? Employee: I cannot come into work this Monday, the doctor says I have a bad case of MMS, and I should take the week off. Boss: MMS? Employee: yeah, she says Monday morning syndrome is a very serious condition. Boss: oh okay, you had better take the summer off monday syndrome Because job or school, hating or scaring Monday and when get closer to Monday, be depressed. Usually consist on Sunday. I'm in the monday syndrome, don't interfere me.
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