Monerexic
People who freeload for simple purchases, despite having access to money at the time. A form of anorexia for those who never spend, but instead make others buy stuff for them.
1: Hey, man, can you front me a few hundred dollars on this flatscreen? I left my wallet in the car.
2: Are you kidding? You're so monerexic.
2: Are you kidding? You're so monerexic.