Monette
Stunningly charismatic brown haired beauty with big sparkling eyes, radiant smile, a ghetto booty and nice boobs. She likes to dance and has a spirited attitude about life. Boys like to admire her figure, but they become to shy to approach her. She's a kind person with great morals and a trustworthy friend.
Charlie: That girl is so fine!
Ray: She's cute, but she's no Monette.
Ray: She's cute, but she's no Monette.
Monette
During the act of fellatio, when the male forgets to ejaculate; to forget to cum.
Gary: "I've got a story to tell about the girl I was with last night."
Rob: "Let me guess, you monetted."
Gary: "No. I facialed her so hard that she turned albino."
Rob: "Let me guess, you monetted."
Gary: "No. I facialed her so hard that she turned albino."
Monett
A very smart, pretty and outgoing girl. She loves to hangout with friends and family and loves going on adventures. She hates fighting with her friends and tries her best to not be a part of drama. Perfect for advice and a shoulder to lean on. Has a ghetto ass and nice boobs, also has stunning eyes and a personality that is one of a kind. If you ever get on her bad side it’s pretty much over for you.
Boy 1: Bro that girl over there is so funny!
Boy 2: Yea that’s Monett!
Boy 2: Yea that’s Monett!
a Monett
To be radically honest to the point of shock from interactions with people, places and events.
To achieve a great success through radical honesty to the point of shock value. For good wake ups and successes.
"Man, I walked into that board room and worked a Monett on those corporate Oil f**ks"
Or
"Losers always whine about their best, winners go home, pull a Monett and screw the Prom Queen" in a Sean Connery Hunt for Red October accent.
"Man, I walked into that board room and worked a Monett on those corporate Oil f**ks"
Or
"Losers always whine about their best, winners go home, pull a Monett and screw the Prom Queen" in a Sean Connery Hunt for Red October accent.
Monett
Monett also know as MoMexico and/or Monexico a place full of druggies and crackheads. Don’t leave your car unlocked or bike unattended might get stolen
Man that place is such a monett
Monette Shift
Working a shift consisting of 5 hours or less as a full time retail associate
“Hey man, did you see the schedule? I have a Monette shift today.”