Mongolian Industries
A reputable weapons and armour producer based in Ulaanbaatar. Known for a widespread telemarketing campaign that reaches from Cyprus to Canada. Offer a 3 piece armour set for "Thirdie four fiddie", a good price. Irresponsible teenagers have been known to imitate their telemarketing
"Herro Mongolian Industries, Weapons and armour. Buy now special 3 piece armour set thriddie four fiddie"
"Huh?"
"Special Armour set thridie four fiddie, buy now special deal, Mongorian Industries"
"What the f*ck?, screw this" (hangs up)
"Huh?"
"Special Armour set thridie four fiddie, buy now special deal, Mongorian Industries"
"What the f*ck?, screw this" (hangs up)