Mongolian Mask
A heroic feat where a man stretches his scrotum across the breadth of a woman's face.
She blew me in the bath, so my bag was very stretchy. I took the opportunity to lay her down and give her a Mongolian Mask.
Mongolian Meat Mask
The act of stretching your scrotum over a persons face; resembling a mask. The hairier the sack the better for custom facial hair.
I gave sally a mean mongolian meat mask last night...
Mongolian War Mask
When a friend is sleeping and you place your balls apon their eye sockets and your penis down their nose/ between their eyes. After this you take a picture, print it out, and then put it apon them so once they wake up...they wake up to a nice present.
Dude i Mongolian War Masked by best friend last night then posted the picture on face book!