monkey bump
The hardened raised area of a severe blow. Usually administered with the middle knuckle of a fist. Common amoung siblings.
When aggravated Jon would inflict one hell of a monkey bump!
monkey bumping
When two woman are having sex and their rubbing their pussies together.
Michelle and Dee are monkey bumping!
monkey bumps
A playful name for a lady's breasts.
Man: I'm bored.
Lady: Do you wanna get naked and play with my monkey bumps?
Man: <gets naked>
Lady: Do you wanna get naked and play with my monkey bumps?
Man: <gets naked>
Monkey-bump
Open-faced high five to the forehead when someone is being a bonehead or stubborn.
I monkey-bumped Jake because he wouldn’t let me help him.
monkey bumps
the red bumps left behind by a women who used a dull razor to trim the bush
That chick was hot but she had some gnarly monkey bumps
bump monkeys
1. The act of two females interlocking their legs and humping genitalia to genitalia. 2. When two women Bump Uglies
I knew the party had just started when I caught 2 girls bumpin' monkeys in my room!! Sweet!!
bumping monkeys
1. the fine art of two women rubbing their vaginas against each other.
Christ look at those two strippers bump monkeys, all for $30 bucks! What whores!