Monkey Cars

Hood version of Monkey Bars. Instead of being in a playground, Monkey Cars are Ghetto Cruisers, parking in the middle of street, with the doors open. Also, can have trunk, sunroof and hood open. Sometimes 1, but most of the time, 2 or 3 in a row, effectively blocking the street. Monkey Cars are then covered in local Jamokes and Brohemians climbing over them, in and out of them, on them or over them. Usually several dozen congregate in the pile. Usually in the group are a few break dancing hoodlums whirling to the deafening boom of an 808 kick drum.

Fuck, we can't get thru this street, there 3 Monkey Cars in the middle of the road, and they're having their own block party.

Monkey on car

“Fuck off”
(Usually in British accent)

Derived from viral video of child “Hugo” saying fuck off to monkey on top of car.

*salesman approaches door with father and two kids at home*
Salesman: hello sir can I interest you in some ch.....
Father: MONKEY ON CAR!

car monkey

A car monkey is when a female gives a man oral pleasure while driving in a car. She should topless and at least slightly buzzed. Verb

My wife got drunk as hell last night at the beach club, and hit me with a car monkey on the way home, that shit was hella good!

monkey on the car

Fuck off

Hey bitch monkey on the car

super karate monkey death car

Vehicle of choice for the Macho Business Donkey Wrestler.

Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space.

Super Ninja Monkey Death Car

ummm a super death car driven by a ninja monkey. Also, a best selling book on News Radio.

I am the dragons testicle feel mt power... Donkey, donkey, donkey Super
Ninja Monkey Death Car.~Mr. James

俚语	monkey cars
释义	Monkey Cars Hood version of Monkey Bars. Instead of being in a playground, Monkey Cars are Ghetto Cruisers, parking in the middle of street, with the doors open. Also, can have trunk, sunroof and hood open. Sometimes 1, but most of the time, 2 or 3 in a row, effectively blocking the street. Monkey Cars are then covered in local Jamokes and Brohemians climbing over them, in and out of them, on them or over them. Usually several dozen congregate in the pile. Usually in the group are a few break dancing hoodlums whirling to the deafening boom of an 808 kick drum. Fuck, we can't get thru this street, there 3 Monkey Cars in the middle of the road, and they're having their own block party. Monkey on car “Fuck off” (Usually in British accent) Derived from viral video of child “Hugo” saying fuck off to monkey on top of car. salesman approaches door with father and two kids at home Salesman: hello sir can I interest you in some ch..... Father: MONKEY ON CAR! car monkey A car monkey is when a female gives a man oral pleasure while driving in a car. She should topless and at least slightly buzzed. Verb My wife got drunk as hell last night at the beach club, and hit me with a car monkey on the way home, that shit was hella good! monkey on the car Fuck off Hey bitch monkey on the car super karate monkey death car Vehicle of choice for the Macho Business Donkey Wrestler. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. Super Ninja Monkey Death Car ummm a super death car driven by a ninja monkey. Also, a best selling book on News Radio. I am the dragons testicle feel mt power... Donkey, donkey, donkey Super Ninja Monkey Death Car.~Mr. James
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