Monkey Chode

Monkey chode is a small but wide hairy dick, owned by a man called Geraint, it started when geraint said that his dick was the largest primate. Someone can also have a monkeys chode if they go around on halloween dressed as a banana.

One who is as short as they are wide, also makes rude comments about others to hide the fact that no one likes them and is a social outcast to everyone besides one special neighbor.

Chode Monkey Describes a person who will dance and play upon command to have the reward of slurping down some guys chode

A rare form of human in which the human looks like a mix between a chode and a monkey.

Somebody who come's into your home and destroys your flat surfaces in an attempt to open his imported beers.