monkey claw

A fart that feels like your colon is being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys.

"The monkey claw is smelly"

Monkey Claw

A fart that feels like your anus and sphincter are being torn apart by a thousand monkeys!

Aaaagh! I've been farting all day and my arse is sore from the Monkey Claw I did after that curry!

Monkey Claw

The kind of fart that burns your butthole. It feels like a monkey with really sharp claws is trying to claw it's way out of your anus. Usually the result of consuming spicy Mexican food. "Don't lie and say you've never had a fart like this... everyone has!"

I thought I was going to have to take a huge dump because of all that Mexican food I ate. Instead I just farted about ten monkey claws.

Monkey Claw

Monkey Clawing is when you speedily pull your pants down, shit in your hand, and proceed to chuck your feces at someone. Just like some monkeys do at the zoo, they poo in their hands and then throw it at humans passing by.

Normally done to someone in which you have a strong hatred for. This usually takes place outside, as you wouldn't want to get shit all over the inside of a building.

John: Dude Jill keyed my car, I'm going to Monkey Claw her"
Joe: Hell yeah dude! Let me get the camcorder!"
Mike: AWESOME! JOHN'S GOING TO BUST A MONKEY CLAW!

Monkey Claw

Getting one or two fingers stuck diretly into ones armpit. Usually followed by laughter and/or peeing of the pants.

Instead of going to Target, Mike and Julie just sat around and gave each other Monkey Claws all afternoon.

Reverse Monkey Claw

Masterbating with one arm under you're leg with a reverse grip.

Craig: "lastnight i went to town on myself!" , Park: "oh yeah?" , Craig: "yeah i tried that reverse monkey claw, it was off tap!"

The Ol' Monkey Claw

Le piece de resistance. Giving a Carl to-go and then finishing up with a Chili Dog.

And I thought it just tasted good! Man, I could take that Ol' Monkey Claw all fuckin night!

俚语	monkey claw
释义	monkey claw A fart that feels like your colon is being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys. "The monkey claw is smelly" Monkey Claw A fart that feels like your anus and sphincter are being torn apart by a thousand monkeys! Aaaagh! I've been farting all day and my arse is sore from the Monkey Claw I did after that curry! Monkey Claw The kind of fart that burns your butthole. It feels like a monkey with really sharp claws is trying to claw it's way out of your anus. Usually the result of consuming spicy Mexican food. "Don't lie and say you've never had a fart like this... everyone has!" I thought I was going to have to take a huge dump because of all that Mexican food I ate. Instead I just farted about ten monkey claws. Monkey Claw Monkey Clawing is when you speedily pull your pants down, shit in your hand, and proceed to chuck your feces at someone. Just like some monkeys do at the zoo, they poo in their hands and then throw it at humans passing by. Normally done to someone in which you have a strong hatred for. This usually takes place outside, as you wouldn't want to get shit all over the inside of a building. John: Dude Jill keyed my car, I'm going to Monkey Claw her" Joe: Hell yeah dude! Let me get the camcorder!" Mike: AWESOME! JOHN'S GOING TO BUST A MONKEY CLAW! Monkey Claw Getting one or two fingers stuck diretly into ones armpit. Usually followed by laughter and/or peeing of the pants. Instead of going to Target, Mike and Julie just sat around and gave each other Monkey Claws all afternoon. Reverse Monkey Claw Masterbating with one arm under you're leg with a reverse grip. Craig: "lastnight i went to town on myself!" , Park: "oh yeah?" , Craig: "yeah i tried that reverse monkey claw, it was off tap!" The Ol' Monkey Claw Le piece de resistance. Giving a Carl to-go and then finishing up with a Chili Dog. And I thought it just tasted good! Man, I could take that Ol' Monkey Claw all fuckin night!
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