A wet noodle
A wet noodle is your dogs penis after you suck them off
My dog has a wet noodle under that dog foreskin
Wet Noodle
A person who's lame and boring. Not particularly terrible, just like a "meh" person. They don't contribute a whole ton, they don't take initiative, they're gunna probably have a boring life. A shrug of a person.
Oh dude don't waste your time, that guy is a total wet noodle.
wet noodle
A limp dick, especially while in the process of intercourse.
Damn man, I gotta lay off the alcohol. I stay fuckin my girl with a wet noodle.
Wet Noodle
A word that is used when someone can't inflict damage because they're weak or using a weak weapon.
- Check out this Desert Eagle I bought yesterday, this beauty can deal some serious damage!
- Dude, that's an airsoft gun. It will hit like a wet noodle...
- Dude, that's an airsoft gun. It will hit like a wet noodle...
wet noodle
a noodle which has been cooked in boiling water
owwww thats a hot wet noodle!!
wet noodle
A person who is heterosexual until generally drunk or sometimes just really horny, at that time, the person tends to have gay encounters. Like a noodle, the person is straight until wet.
-Did you hear Erika hooked up with Rachel last saturday?
-Yeah, that's Erika's sixth drunk lesbian hookup. She is such a wet noodle.
-Yeah, that's Erika's sixth drunk lesbian hookup. She is such a wet noodle.
Wet noodle
Someone with a greasy perm (hair).
“Haha look at that wet noodle.”