Monkey Room

A room containing absolutely nothing of useful value or interest in it. In other words, the only way you could possibly get any entertainment out of such a room is to use it as a jerk-off room (like a monkey in a cage with nothing better to do). Can also be used in video games to refer to rooms that are completely empty and serve no better use than to waste your time investigating them (every now and then they might even have a monster in them guarding jack shit).

This is the asshole that thinks he's so important that he constantly has to go into the server room and stay in there for lengthy periods of time to make himself feel big and mighty.

Oddly, This person most likely also experiences crotchrot , eats skank salad , and is himself a general hick.