Monkey sock

a sports sock that is placed over the males erect phalice so not to spray his body with sticky white love piss and cut down on cleaning time. It helps as an extra time saver when having a danger wank!

mum: why is this sock so stiff billy!
billy: (embarrased) it's my monkey sock!

monkey socks

Socks that have huge holes in the front so that the front of your feet look like monkey feet.

Guy #1: Why do your socks have huge holes in the front?

Guy #2: Because they're monkey socks. You have to be a BAMF to wear them.

sock monkey

A toy monkey made of used socks and buttons and scattle

Stinky Pears is a sock monkey

sock monkey

Sock(s) used to cover one's monkey penis in masterbation.

Keysor was intimate with his sock monkey whenever he surfed porn or chatted online with females.

sock monkeyed

A person who has had so much plastic surgery that their skin is very tight and they have very large lips, resembling the childrens stuffed animal.

Your mom has had so much work done...she's been sock monkeyed.

sock monkey

Sock used in a public restroom to clean the backside after a huge dump when no toilet paper or toilet paper seat cover is within reach. The sock works great in a pinch.
A sock monkey is not intended to be worn on the foot again.
However, putting the sock on your hand, with the soiled part facing out, and chasing your friends or family, shouting, "Kiss my sock monkey!!!", can extend the use of the sock.

Kiss my sock monkey!!!!

Sock Monkey

A move done by a male. The Male places a woolly sock over his erect penis and jerks himself off into it. Once he has ejaculated, the male will stuff the sock into his partners mouth and say "Hows that for a Sock Monkey"

Tonight i'm going to give you a sock monkey.

俚语	monkey socks
释义	Monkey sock a sports sock that is placed over the males erect phalice so not to spray his body with sticky white love piss and cut down on cleaning time. It helps as an extra time saver when having a danger wank! mum: why is this sock so stiff billy! billy: (embarrased) it's my monkey sock! monkey socks Socks that have huge holes in the front so that the front of your feet look like monkey feet. Guy #1: Why do your socks have huge holes in the front? Guy #2: Because they're monkey socks. You have to be a BAMF to wear them. sock monkey A toy monkey made of used socks and buttons and scattle Stinky Pears is a sock monkey sock monkey Sock(s) used to cover one's monkey penis in masterbation. Keysor was intimate with his sock monkey whenever he surfed porn or chatted online with females. sock monkeyed A person who has had so much plastic surgery that their skin is very tight and they have very large lips, resembling the childrens stuffed animal. Your mom has had so much work done...she's been sock monkeyed. sock monkey Sock used in a public restroom to clean the backside after a huge dump when no toilet paper or toilet paper seat cover is within reach. The sock works great in a pinch. A sock monkey is not intended to be worn on the foot again. However, putting the sock on your hand, with the soiled part facing out, and chasing your friends or family, shouting, "Kiss my sock monkey!!!", can extend the use of the sock. Kiss my sock monkey!!!! Sock Monkey A move done by a male. The Male places a woolly sock over his erect penis and jerks himself off into it. Once he has ejaculated, the male will stuff the sock into his partners mouth and say "Hows that for a Sock Monkey" Tonight i'm going to give you a sock monkey.
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