Monkeys toe
When you're so desperate for a dump that you struggle to keep it in before reaching the sanctuary of a toilet. Also known as 'Touching cloth', 'pulling tongues', 'turtles head', 'getting a black eye', 'squeezing and 8 ball' etc...
'Can you hurry up in there mate, trap one has shit on the seat and i've got a monkeys toe out here?'
Monkey Toes
Toes on some peoples feet that are extremely long and narrow, sometimes with large bulky knuckles. Much like that of monkeys, who can actually use their feet like hands to pick things up.
Check out my boyfriends monkey toes. He can spell his name with his feet.
monkey toes
an instance when a person's toes hang over the front edge of open-toed shoes.
"Dude, she looks like she's gripping the sidewalk with those monkey toes."
monkey toe
a nipple that is so big that it could open a banana
Look at her shes got massive monkey toes she could open bananas with those.
Monkey's Toe
A nipple big enough to peel a banana.
"Her tit looks like a monkey's toe."
monkey toe
When your second toe is longer than your first toe.
Eric doesn't have a monkey toe, but Nicole does.
monkey toes
Literally: Toes of monkeys.
Really: What sucks when an event/thing/person is bad.
Really: What sucks when an event/thing/person is bad.
Dude, that concert sucked major monkey toes!
I will never go out with him again. That date sucked monkey toes!
This hair-do sucks monkey toes!
That movie that I saw yesterday sucked major monkey toes dipped in carrot juice for thirty-two and a half days exactly (no more, no less) while being danced upon by dingoes in Australia.
I will never go out with him again. That date sucked monkey toes!
This hair-do sucks monkey toes!
That movie that I saw yesterday sucked major monkey toes dipped in carrot juice for thirty-two and a half days exactly (no more, no less) while being danced upon by dingoes in Australia.