monkey time
a block of time, carefully set aside for the sole purpose of engaging in auto-erotic behavior
Mom: Has anyone seen Rufus? I can't find the little dude.
Young son and Rufus' bro: Check the basement closet. It's monkey time in RufusLand. Ole'.
Young son and Rufus' bro: Check the basement closet. It's monkey time in RufusLand. Ole'.
Monkey Time
Expression referring to the desperate attempt to get the bartender's attention. Appropriate to use when the bar is crowded. Originates from North-East Iceland.
"Wow, look at all those people at the bar, I don't fancy joining that monkey time".
aa aaa monkey time
A phrase you would use to change the topic in a dark situation.
Jack: "Dude... My dad died."
Joel: "AA AAA MONKEY TIME!"
Joel: "AA AAA MONKEY TIME!"
Monkey Time
A monkey with a AK 47 will come to your house, and destroy the things you love.
Monkey Time: A monkey with a AK 47 came to my house, and destroyed my play-doh boots.
Monkey time
It's Time to get freaky!!
Boyfriend: hey baby it's "monkey time".
Girlfriend: be there in a second.
Girlfriend: be there in a second.
Monkey time
It's freaky time.
Boyfriend: hey baby it's "monkey time".
Girlfriend: ok be there in a sec ;).
Girlfriend: ok be there in a sec ;).