Monkladoid

A Monkladoid is a word for an obese Troglodyte that is transracial and transgender known for living in cave located in the middle east and in the wise words of a great man "the phantom exterior like fish eggs interior like suicide wrist-red. I could exercise you, this could be your phys-ed. Cheat on your man homie AAGH I tried to sneak through the door man! Can't make it. Can't make it. Shit's stuck. Outta my way son! DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK! PLEASE! I BEG YOU! We're dead. You're a genuine dick sucker."