Monkson
Full name Neilson Wang. He was short and bald and was purchased by a tall guy for $10. He slowly grew his hair back but his height never grew a bit. Monkson is terrible at sports mainly due to his shortness. He was memed and a Google slide was even made about him. Known by everyone as a short and bald kid.
“Your such a Monkson”
“Short like Monkson”
“Bald like Monkson”
“Short like Monkson”
“Bald like Monkson”