monobling
That which is not quite bling bling. Half-bling. Unibling. Quasibling. Diet Bling. A bling that isn't quite a bling.
Monobling is blades on a '93 Camry. It's cubic zirconium in 8-carat gold-plated zinc. It's a hundred-dollar bill on top of a thick wad of singles.