monopodding
The practice of wearing only one of the iPod earbuds so you can also hear people talking. Considered by some perfectly reasonable, and rude by others.
Teacher: Sarah, put away your iPod!
Sarah: But I can hear you; I'm monopodding.
Sarah: But I can hear you; I'm monopodding.
monopod
One who is only in possession of half the number of testicles that is normally available to a man.
"Did you hear about Shawn Naidu?" "Yeah man, he's a monopod rite?" "WORD"
Monopod
A single-legged support used to steady a camera or fishing rod.
One notable monopod is the selfie stick. I wouldn't mind it so much if the name didn't sound so ridiculous.