monopology
portmanteau of monopoly and apology, n.; when all of a person's time in a conversation is spent saying 'sorry'.
"You don't have to say 'sorry' for saying 'sorry' all the time, Jeff. Its just that this is turning into a monopology."
"Sorr..."
"I said don't fucking say 'sorry' again!"
"Sorry, I jus..."
"Say 'sorry' again. Say 'sorry' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say sorry one more goddamn time!"
"My bad, man."
"Gahh!!!!"
"Sorr..."
"I said don't fucking say 'sorry' again!"
"Sorry, I jus..."
"Say 'sorry' again. Say 'sorry' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say sorry one more goddamn time!"
"My bad, man."
"Gahh!!!!"
Monopology
Rules and regulations of Monopoly
I'm going to brush up on my monopology because I haven't played Monopoly years!
Monopology
An apology you give to a partner after giving them the STI known as mono, most likely from kissing a slut or manslut at a party the night before.
Like most talks which reveal cheating, it often results in breaking up.
Like most talks which reveal cheating, it often results in breaking up.
Guy 1: Man, had to give Shirley a monopology today. Didn't go too well.
Guy 2: That's what you get for kissing with that slut at Pete's party on Sunday.
Guy 2: That's what you get for kissing with that slut at Pete's party on Sunday.
Monopology
A single apology that covers all mishaps that may have occurred.
She should totally just give me a monopology; she did this, and THEN she did THIS!
Monopology
A single apology that covers all mishaps that may have occurred.
She should totally just give me a monopology; she did this, and THEN she did THIS!