monstapation
Constipation so bad, you feel like your asshole knows what it feels like to give birth to a Xenomorph
P1: Bruh, bathroom emergency, I just got over a monstapation!
P2: No shit, dude, really?
P1: All puns aside, it feels like Cuddles just crawled tenticles first out of my asshole!
P2: TMI, bruh, what did you need?
P1: A fresh roll of TP and a proctologist!
P2: No shit, dude, really?
P1: All puns aside, it feels like Cuddles just crawled tenticles first out of my asshole!
P2: TMI, bruh, what did you need?
P1: A fresh roll of TP and a proctologist!