Monsterfucker
Wanna fuck a werewolf? Ya a monsterfucker.
Wanna fuck a ghost? A Zombie? That's necrophilia But counts! you heathen.
Wanna fuck Dragon? (Unless in human form) Beastitality! And ya a monsterfucker!
Pop a boner going through r/bodyhorror? Here's your crown!
Wanna fuck a ghost? A Zombie? That's necrophilia But counts! you heathen.
Wanna fuck Dragon? (Unless in human form) Beastitality! And ya a monsterfucker!
Pop a boner going through r/bodyhorror? Here's your crown!
Person 1: Ooo! Look at his teeth!
Person 2: They are pointy and jagged! You monsterfucker!
Person 1: Ooo~ Tentacles give~
Person 2: They are pointy and jagged! You monsterfucker!
Person 1: Ooo~ Tentacles give~
Monsterfucking
The act whereas one chugs 17 cans of Monster energy drink then proceeds to fornicate with drywall.
Yo, Kyle was Monsterfucking a hole in my parents living room. I gotta spackle that shit after I clean off his spackling.
Monsterfucker
The man that fucks the monsterfucker and can keep up. (This is a very rare type of man)
Monsterfucker: A girlfriend with an absurdly high sex-drive, which initally seems great, but then you realise it's far higher than yours and you can barely keep-up, you can't sleep, you've no energy, you feel like death and STILL SHE WANTS MORE
Monsterfucker: A girlfriend with an absurdly high sex-drive, which initally seems great, but then you realise it's far higher than yours and you can barely keep-up, you can't sleep, you've no energy, you feel like death and STILL SHE WANTS MORE
My man is the only only monsterfucker I know.
monsterfucked
Being epicly screwed, owned, or both
"We have two hours to finish this film project. we're MONSTERfucked"
"Did you see that tackle? that guy just got monsterfucked
"Crap I have 3 huge tests today and i didnt study for either of them! im monsterfucked!
"Did you see that tackle? that guy just got monsterfucked
"Crap I have 3 huge tests today and i didnt study for either of them! im monsterfucked!