Monster Man
This is the description of a man who behaves like a monster and who has trouble socialising with other humans. These individuals often reside in the Midlands area of England, but are also found in towns on the North West of England.
Nigel: That guy over there looks mental, he is giving me dirty looks and is making crazy noises that are quite scary.
Paul: Watch yourself, he's a "Monster Man" so I wouldn't start anything. He will rip you in two.
Nigel: I wasn't going to.
Paul: Watch yourself, he's a "Monster Man" so I wouldn't start anything. He will rip you in two.
Nigel: I wasn't going to.
Vagina Pants Monster Man
A person who gets so much VAGINA they're a monster
Jake:Hey you remember Todd?
Tom: Yeah he's totally a Vagina Pants monster man!
Tom: Yeah he's totally a Vagina Pants monster man!
Butt Cheek Monster Man
A man with a buttcheek for a head and has no arms
Holy Crap It’s a Butt Cheek Monster Man