monster nuts

when you sleepover at your friends house and you try to get a drink of freshy really late, but his dad walks by in his undewear on his way to piss or shit
and you scram because you know he'll hate you for drinking what he paid for.

A monster that has only been rumored and spoken of in children bedtime story. After hearing this story children were often afraid to even check their closets or drawers as it had a habit of collecting two types of objects pink socks and nuts. If you find any nuts in a nest made of pink sock do not attempt to eat. If the Nutting Monster catches someone eating his nuts he will come and chomp off your nuts and add it to his personal collection.