monstrangulous
An object, task or event that is so big or difficult that you know if you attempt to solve or tackle it , it will choke the shit out of you, leaving you in worse shape than when you started
-" Mr. President the natiional debt is just too monstrangulous to do anything about it"
-"Dude, your t.v. is monstrangulous, it will never fit down the basement stairs"
-"Dude, your t.v. is monstrangulous, it will never fit down the basement stairs"