monstruating
That time of the month when a woman turns into a monster for a few days. Everyone should avoid her at this time or pay the price.
Jim: "What's wrong with Jill? She just about bit my head off after I said good morning!!"
Joe: "Beware of her because it's that time of the month when she's monstruating"
Joe: "Beware of her because it's that time of the month when she's monstruating"
monstruation
Menstruation combined with terrible PMS symptoms.
"What's wrong with Barbara?"
"She's having monstruation!"
"Oh, fuck."
"She's having monstruation!"
"Oh, fuck."