monstruation
Menstruation combined with terrible PMS symptoms.
"What's wrong with Barbara?"
"She's having monstruation!"
"Oh, fuck."
"She's having monstruation!"
"Oh, fuck."
monstruating
That time of the month when a woman turns into a monster for a few days. Everyone should avoid her at this time or pay the price.
Jim: "What's wrong with Jill? She just about bit my head off after I said good morning!!"
Joe: "Beware of her because it's that time of the month when she's monstruating"
Joe: "Beware of her because it's that time of the month when she's monstruating"