Monther

A month anniversary.

A good looking smooth talker who is a very passionate individual. Although a Monther is the type to always be caught up in work, he makes time for friends and the ladies. He is a heart breaker but takes care of the one he loves.

(noun) A person who receives some type of pension or government stipend or benefits, sometimes referred to as a “crazy check” traditionally distributed and redeemed during the first few days of every month. The stereotypes for such people are many and most all unbecoming, a first-of-the-monther might be considered by many in the workforce population as lazy, ungroomed, and lacking in social and vocational skills, they may be seen as criminal, within mental deficits, among other traits. The one trait universal to nearly all first-of-the-monthers lies in their very name, as they generally can be seen more in the general public scene around the first of the month, or within the first few days of any given month, patronizing grocery stores, retailers, banks, liquor stores, or the homes of known drug dealers of which they frequent.

Jagoffs who join and clog up the gym as a new year's resolution to lose weight but end up quitting in February.