Montyism

Threatening to kill yourself in an attempt to gain attention and sympathy from your peers.

A way of life belief founded by Anthony Nicholas Montgomery Sr. in the 70s. Living like a "Monty" includes a lot of smoking and swimming in freezing Atlantic waters, participants usually make a habit of biting their nails and falling asleep in front of the television. Monty participants will often criticize anything using absurd vocabulary and strange grunts. Montyism is a dangerous lifestyle that the FDA has advised not to follow.

A religion/community that believes in the monthesis and are montyists