Moob Greaser
A fat man with large man boobs that eats at greasy fastfood restaurants several times a day and usually has many bowel problems consisting of grease leaking out of his anus uncontrollably.
Damn, Harold is such a moob greaser. He ate Taco Bell, Hardees, and KFC today and he locked himself in the bathroom for 40 minutes after greasing his drawers.