Mooch Wanker
For those Indian and Pakistani individuals with the exact same haircut (short back & sides with a quiff) who drive around in their fathers BMW and say either "bro" or "innit" after every sentence.
They also go to Mooch on Broad St every Friday night with money they borrowed from their grandparents.
They also go to Mooch on Broad St every Friday night with money they borrowed from their grandparents.
"Look at that mooch wanker haircut."