Moof
Moof; _moo-f_ - verb. To not deploy one's parachute in warzone
Fuck sake Ian, did you Moof again?
Moof
Moof is an all-purpose word. It could literally be any part of speech. It is sometimes also another term for a party/shuttle bus. This term is often used by colorectal surgeons and people who work with them.
Why is everything so moofy right now?
We're just waiting for the moof.
I moof you.
We're just waiting for the moof.
I moof you.
Moof
A person who is lacking in social trends, inside jokes, etc.
You: Aaron doesn't get my inside joke
Me: yeah he's such a moof
Me: yeah he's such a moof
Moof
Mood + Oof = Moof!! When you’re just not in the mood
well that’s a moof
Moof
A very depressed person, yet very enjoyable to be around, and who is almost too gay to function.
"yeah , I love the dude, but he's a complete Moof!
Moof
to move quikcly into action
Moof! To the Batcave!
Moof
A command, meaning approximately the same thing as "Kiss me, dammit!"
Moof. Moof. Moof. (repeat till subject notices)