mooktastic
A term coined by a truly awesome English teacher. Mooktastic is the adjective form of "mook". Basically, it describes things that have the characteristics of a "mook" or dumbass.
This conversation is so dumb, it's "mooktastic"!
He: Your hair is, like, mooktastic!
She: Screw you. Your face is mooktastic!
He: Your hair is, like, mooktastic!
She: Screw you. Your face is mooktastic!