old man withers
1. Old Man Withers was the owner of the haunted amusement park in the moive "Wayne's World." If you watch the movie carefully he appears at the beginning as well as the end. He is eating donunts at the bar and Wayne asks, "How is the amusement park going Mr. Withers?" We don't see him again until the end of the movie during the Scooby Doo ending sequence.
2. A humorous name given to old people you dont know
2. A humorous name given to old people you dont know
"Look at that Old Man Withers over there at the counter, he can stand."
"Oh my god, its Old Man Withers from the Haunted amusement park!"
"Oh my god, its Old Man Withers from the Haunted amusement park!"
Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole
The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.
As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show
As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show
Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
a Withered Man
Mikey Crossley, Claude Taylor etc
a Withered Man is that a band? No it's Mikey Crossley. And he bolts like a prepubescent girl