moomph
A sniffer of womens bike seats
You are a moomph, you dirty old perv
Moomph
The sound that's is made when you fart in the bath and you squeeze down and smother the bastard
Did you hear that fat lady moomph. That was the loudest moomph I have ever heard in my life
Moomph
"Moomph" is a word that is used in the old comic strip "Pogo". It's a word that is uttered by someone while walking frustratingly.
Pogo: Moomph! Moomph! Moomph!
Moomph
When you fart in a bath and sniff the bubbles
My farts smell better when I moomph in the bathtub