awkbird
An awkbird is the current girlfriend of one of your sons that appears in intimate family photos but has a face like a smacked arse because she’s about to get the elbow.
Great wedding photos Dave, who’s that woman that looks someone’s called her fat?
Oh the ‘awkbird’ you mean? That’s my lad’s ex. She was on her way out but he didn’t have the balls to tell her before the wedding!
Oh the ‘awkbird’ you mean? That’s my lad’s ex. She was on her way out but he didn’t have the balls to tell her before the wedding!