Moonlester
‘Moonlester’ is a term used to describe a person who has a constant urge to mingle, touch and play with little children. If you have heard of a moonlester nearby, we suggest you run
Child: “I think I hear a moonlester!”
Parent: “Here is plane tickets to Cuba…… Go”
Parent: “Here is plane tickets to Cuba…… Go”
Moonlester
‘Moonlester’ is a phrase commonly used to describe a person who may have a sexual attraction to a person under the age of 15.
If you sense the presence of a Moonlester in your surrounding area and you are under the age of 15, it is adviced that you leave your current location immediately
Pronounced: Moon - Le - Stir
Other meanings: Nonce priest
If you sense the presence of a Moonlester in your surrounding area and you are under the age of 15, it is adviced that you leave your current location immediately
Pronounced: Moon - Le - Stir
Other meanings: Nonce priest
Guy 1: “I think there may be a Moonlester nearby”
Guy 2: “Oh No…. Run”
Guy 2: “Oh No…. Run”