Moon Pig

An ugly female, usually over wieght that frequents the bars, that is picked up by desperate men usually in the hours between 1am and 2am. Also known as the bar fly.

Chubby girls who are the only ones left at a bar or club at 3 a.m

A company that makes personalised greeting cards that has a really annoying song on the advert.

A huge fat slutty ugly girl. Their big fat round face is so fat there eyes look like craters on the moon! :D

moon pigs drink heavily, wear tiny size zero slutty outfits like a whore and are so mad they believe they are so hot they could marry brad pitt, easily offended they often turn violent when called a Moon Pig :D

A usually frighteningly ugly white woman who decides to have sexual relations with the first black man that comes around even be it a hobo. Aptly named since,

A. Usually not reconized as a synonym for jungle fever
B. She lives on the moon in a metaphorical way because that black man is just trying to get back for 150 years of slavery not start a family.

A woman so ugly she appears to have been conceived by two hogs under the light of a silvery moon.

A pig that lives on the moon